Some of you answered the poll I posted yesterday, regarding which noble title I should take, and I have decided on BARON.

I am now officially a baron of the country of Sealand. No you guys, seriously. My friends bought me a noble title as a college graduation present.

please to be reading up on my glorious kingdom:
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please to be glancing upon my hilario...er, glorious kingdom:

you too can be a member of Sealand nobility:
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But seriously if you have money to throw around, remember that needs monies to eat, and is offering commissions <- money better spent since nobility title only lasts one year ALTHOUGH IN MY HEART I WILL ALWAYS KNOW THAT I AM NOBLE

Regarding which is the higher title, Lord is actually a placeholder title for 4 classes of nobility: the Marquess, the Viscount, the Count and the Baron. All of these can be addressed as "my Lord." Which is what you guys need to be calling me from now, y'hear?

I'm also going to start imposing unreasonable taxes and require beautiful virgin boys to be sent to my dark mansion on a monthly basis. BOW DOWN TO ME MY LOWLY MINIONS FROM HENCEFORTH THERE WILL ONLY BE CRYING FOR YOU