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Some of you answered the poll I posted yesterday, regarding which noble title I should take, and I have decided on BARON.

I am now officially a baron of the country of Sealand. No you guys, seriously. My friends bought me a noble title as a college graduation present.

please to be reading up on my glorious kingdom:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principa…

please to be glancing upon my hilario...er, glorious kingdom:

you too can be a member of Sealand nobility:
www.redsave.com/products/Becom…

But seriously if you have money to throw around, remember that needs monies to eat, and is offering commissions <- money better spent since nobility title only lasts one year ALTHOUGH IN MY HEART I WILL ALWAYS KNOW THAT I AM NOBLE

Regarding which is the higher title, Lord is actually a placeholder title for 4 classes of nobility: the Marquess, the Viscount, the Count and the Baron. All of these can be addressed as "my Lord." Which is what you guys need to be calling me from now, y'hear?

I'm also going to start imposing unreasonable taxes and require beautiful virgin boys to be sent to my dark mansion on a monthly basis. BOW DOWN TO ME MY LOWLY MINIONS FROM HENCEFORTH THERE WILL ONLY BE CRYING FOR YOU

FIRST OF ALL, is having financial troubles and is offering beautiful commissions for a low price, please help out if you're interested, they need to buy food ;^;


Hey guys, I'm sorry for dying on everyone. but finals + some mysterious sickness where I turn into a ball of snot and hacking coughs + butthurt has just done me in. I realize that I owe a few of you stuff, please....don't think I'm a horrible con man, I'll finish if it's the last thing I do before the butthurt engulfs my entire body.

please have this terrifying animated gif as a sign of my goodwill.



ALSO: PHOTOSHOP ANIME EYE BRUSHES IS NOT A GOOD IDEA, GUYS, PLEASE TAKE MY WORD ON THIS:

dekenicki.deviantart.com/journ…

has just been hit with an unexpected bill she makes adorable amigurumi, and if anyone's interested in taking home a new friend, please head over to her etsy shop (linked from her journal) and take a gander. She made me an adorable kenko doll that smiles at me from my shelf everyday


butthurt update: After continuous icepack-down-pants action, butthurt significantly decreased! Am thinking was just... bruised buttmuscles near tailbone. Cannot help but think this is correct mode of butthurt as opposed to internet dramu butthurt.

Yesterday was the lousiest day I'd had in awhile, the rest of my body apparently decided to give up, so I was snotty and achy all over AND I had overdue paper to write. Also, someone stole my bike Pyusuke, who isn't the best bike in the world but I...you know, named him and talk to him and everything, so I was feeling really lousy and sad that he was gone.

I feel much better today (although I'm still full of snot and coughing) and...someone just emailed me about possibly finding my bike. PYUSUKE



here have some terrifying art to look at

I hurt myself biking and am pretty sure I bruised my tailbone. So now I can't sit without pain. It's pretty hilarious because I....I think I have to write this 4 page paper kneeling in front of my desk. For a while last night I had a can of pepsi shoved down the back of my pants because I don't have an ice pack, and occasionally I move my hips the wrong way and I'll...yelp and lurch forward. Which is apparently hilarious and confounding if you don't know THE PAIN I AM IN. This is one of the darker moments of my life yet.

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edit) IN SHORT, YES, MY ASS HURTS. A LOT. PLEASE KEEP YOUR POINTING AND LAUGHING TO A BARE MINIMUM